Hell Machine by Creatures
...YOU SEE A LAME-LOOKING RASTERBAR IN THE BORDER OF THE UPPER SCREEN AND YOU ARE NEAR TO THINK HOW YOU HATE THESE SIMPLE RASTERBARS. BUT THE CREATOR OF THIS PART MUST ONLY SET A CONTROLBYTE AND...* SOME NICE RASTERSPLITS APPEAR! XACTLY 7 SPLITS IN THE BACKGROUND AND ONE IN THE BORDER!... > ...HERE IS ROMULUS SPEAKING TO YOU, AND NOW I WILL BORE YOU WITH SOME SHORT CREDITS...% CODING AND ALL GRUFIX BY ROMULUS OF CREATURES... THIS 2X2 FONT IS BY FRANCO OF CRT... MUSIC COMPOSED BY STEFAN/CREATURES... NOW FRANCO IS TYPING! I SEND MY PERSONAL HELLO TO THE LITTLE Y.A. (;), WHO IS, SO I THINK, PLAYING ANY MICROPROSE-GAME. OR IS HE USING $ AGAIN, LIKE AS OFTEN? WELL, I'LL NOT TORTURE HIM ANYMORE. LET'S COME TO OTHER THINGS. BY THE WAY, THIS PART CONTAINST ANOTHER WORLD RECORD. YOU CAN'T SEE IT? LAME! THIS LINE OF LETTERS IS CALLED DXCP (DIFFERENT-X-CHAR-POSITION), AND I'VE NEVER SEEN IT IN ANY DEMO BEFORE! AT THIS POINT YOU'VE TO LAUGH. NOW SDW ASKS: 'WHY?' UUURGLLL.... = FOR THIS LAMER! DO YOU JUST KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAMER AND A COP? NO?? EASY, AT THE COPS IS ONE MORE STUPID THAN THE OTHER- AND AT THE LAMERS IT IS FLIPPED! (NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND IT ERROR!) WATERJOKE- NO TASTE! OR IT IS A BALLJOKE- NO CORNER TO LAUGH! THREE MINUTES OF DUTY LAUGHING, REST IS HOMEWORK... + (THAT WAS MAXIMAS EARRING!) ... ROMULUS SAYS: TOEROEOEOE! ...WHAT? DON'T YOU KNOW BENJAMIN BLUEMCHEN? THEN BUY ONE COMIC OF IT AT THE NEXT ZEITSCHRIFTENHAENDLER! BAAAAH! BORING! ANYWAY, HERE IS ROMULUS AGAIN... BEHIND ME, 'BLUE MONDAY' IS COMING OUT OF SOME 10-WATT-BOXES... (10 WATT- RIDICULOUS!) SOME PEOPLE ARE PROUD OF HAVING SOME 50-WATT-BOXES, WHICH THEY NEVER CAN TURN ON TO FULL-POWER, COZ THE HOUSE WILL BREAK DOWN!! (HEY FRANCO, GUESS WHO I MEAN?!) YES! YOU MEAN ME! BUT BETTER I CAN'T TUNE ON THE FULL POWER AS I TUNE ON EVERYTHING AND HEAR NOTHING (HI ROMULUS!). ANYWAY, YOU ARE A EUMEL... NOT ANY- BUT EVERYWAY, YOU ARE A...LET ME GUESS...A...HISTORY TEACHER (INSIDER-JOKE!) ...GRUMPEL! WHEN I WOULD BE MALICIOUS, I WOULD SAY 'SDW' TO YOU BUT I DON'T DO SO! ...BETTER FOR YAR HEALTH, I THINK!... ...BLAAAAHHH!!!... ...FRANCO SAYS THAT THIS (>) CHAR SHOULD NOT BE THE SKINHEADS-SIGN! ... WHY ANIMAL-TESTING? THERE ARE ENOUGH FASCISTS LEFT! BEAT'EM UP!!!___ DON'T LET STAINS OF THE BLOOD COME ONTO UR CLOTHES... LET'S HAVE A BIT OF ^! ... THE TIME HAS COME WE HAVE NO MORE IDEAS FOR THIS TEXT SO WE WILL STOP NOW!!! ENJOY THE POWER FROM THE EASTSIDE! CUL8R... [/]... P.S.: TEKKNO RULES!!! (SIGNED ROMULUS) - WAS IST DAS MUEDESTE DER WELT???'BIEHL AM SONNTAG!' (AUCH'N INSIDERWITZ, NECH, ANDIB - J ...YOU SEE A LAME-LOOKING RASTERBAR IN THE BORDER OF THE UPPER SCREEN AND YOU ARE NEAR TO THINK HOW YOU HATE THESE SIMPLE RASTERBARS. BUT THE CREATOR OF THIS PART MUST ONLY SET A CONTROLBYTE AND...* SOME NICE RASTERSPLITS APPEAR! XACTLY 7 SPLITS IN THE BACKGROUND AND ONE IN THE BORDER!... > ...HERE IS ROMULUS SPEAKING TO YOU, AND NOW I WILL BORE YOU WITH SOME SHORT CREDITS...% CODING AND ALL GRUFIX BY ROMULUS OF CREATURES... THIS 2X2 FONT IS BY FRANCO OF CRT... MUSIC COMPOSED BY STEFAN/CREATURES... - F NOW FRANCO IS TYPING! I SEND MY PERSONAL HELLO TO THE LITTLE Y.A. (;), WHO IS, SO I THINK, PLAYING ANY MICROPROSE-GAME. OR IS HE USING $ AGAIN, LIKE AS OFTEN? WELL, I'LL NOT TORTURE HIM ANYMORE. LET'S COME TO OTHER THINGS. BY THE WAY, THIS PART CONTAINST ANOTHER WORLD RECORD. YOU CAN'T SEE IT? LAME! THIS LINE OF LETTERS IS CALLED DXCP (DIFFERENT-X-CHAR-POSITION), AND I'VE NEVER SEEN IT IN ANY DEMO BEFORE! AT THIS POINT YOU'VE TO LAUGH. NOW SDW ASKS: 'WHY?' UUURGLLL - D. = FOR THIS LAMER! DO YOU JUST KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAMER AND A COP? NO?? EASY, AT THE COPS IS ONE MORE STUPID THAN THE OTHER- AND AT THE LAMERS IT IS FLIPPED! (NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND IT ERROR!) WATERJOKE- NO TASTE! OR IT IS A BALLJOKE- NO CORNER TO LAUGH! THREE MINUTES OF DUTY LAUGHING, REST IS HOMEWORK... - D + (THAT WAS MAXIMAS EARRING!) ... ROMULUS SAYS: TOEROEOEOE! ...WHAT? DON'T YOU KNOW BENJAMIN BLUEMCHEN? THEN BUY ONE COMIC OF IT AT THE NEXT ZEITSCHRIFTENHAENDLER! B - DAH! BORING! ANYWAY, HERE IS ROMULUS AGAIN... BEHIND ME, 'BLUE MONDAY' IS COMING OUT OF SOME 10-WATT-BOXES... (10 WATT- RIDICULOUS!) SOME PEOPLE ARE PROUD OF HAVING SOME 50-WATT-BOXES, WHICH THEY NEVER CAN TURN ON TO FULL-POWER, COZ THE HOUSE WILL BREAK DOWN!! (HEY FRANCO, GUESS WHO I MEAN?!) YES! YOU MEAN ME! BUT BETTER I CAN'T TUNE ON THE FULL POWER AS I TUNE ON EVERYTHING AND HEAR NOTHING (HI ROMULUS!). ANYWAY, YOU ARE A EUMEL... - D NOT ANY- BUT EVERYWAY, YOU ARE A...LET ME GUESS...A...HISTORY TEACHER (INSIDER-JOKE!) ...GRUMPEL! WHEN I WOULD BE MALICIOUS, I WOULD SAY 'SDW' TO YOU BUT I DON'T DO SO! ...BETTER FOR YAR HEALTH, I THINK!... - F ...FRANCO SAYS THAT THIS (>) CHAR SHOULD NOT BE THE SKINHEADS-SIGN! ... WHY ANIMAL-TESTING? THERE ARE ENOUGH FASCISTS LEFT! BEAT'EM UP!!!___ DON'T LET STAINS OF THE BLOOD COME ONTO UR CLOTHES... - I LET'S HAVE A BIT OF ^! ... - F THE TIME HAS COME WE HAVE NO MORE IDEAS FOR THIS TEXT SO WE WILL STOP NOW!!! ENJOY THE POWER FROM THE EASTSIDE! CUL8R... - / P.S.: TEKKNO RULES!!! (SIGNED ROMULUS) - WAS IST DAS MUEDESTE DER WELT???'BIEHL AM SONNTAG!' (AUCH'N INSIDERWITZ, NECH, ANDIB -
FACENOTER BASED ON GRF NOTER V0.1 DONE BY CELLUX/FACES PRESS SPACE TO SEE ACTUAL NOTE PRESS ANY ELSE TO EDIT NOTE - HI MASSES! ------------ HERE IS FRANCO/CREATURES AND THIS IS THE NOTE TO OUR LATEST PRODUCTION, CALLED - - THE OFFICIAL SPREADING DATE OF THIS DEMO IS THE 25.02.1992. NOW, OUR MEMBERSTS FOLLOWS: BLEED INTO ONE : MUSICAN ECKE : CODER FRANCO : CODER, GRAFICAN LITTLE SID : MUSICAN ROMULUS : CODER, GRAFICAN WASJA : FLYHUNTER AND IF YOU'RE NOT A LAMER, YOU CAN JOIN US... NOW, THE COMPLETE CREDITS FOR THE WHOLE DEMO... INTRO ----- CODING : ROMULUS GFX : FRANCO ZAK : YOUNG AMERICAN CHAR : ROMULUS COPY CHAIN ---------- CODING : ROMULUS CHAR : ROMULUS ZAK : ???/??? INTRODUCTION ------------ CODING : FRANCO GFX : FRANCO ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA CHAR : ???/??? THE PODDING ----------- CODING : FRANCO GFX : FRANCO ROMULUS CHAR : FRANCO ROMULUS ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA LEARNING RUSSIAN ---------------- CODING : ROMULUS GFX : ROMULUS FRANCO CHAR : ROMULUS ZAK : LITTLE SID GREETINX -------- CODING : FRANCO GFX : FRANCO ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA CHAR : FRANCO D.X.C.P. -------- CODING : ROMULUS GFX : ROMULUS ZAK : LITTLE SID CHAR : FRANCO THE END ------- CODING : FRANCO GFX : FRANCO ZAX : MARK GILMORE CHAR : FRANCO AND, FINALLY THIS NOTE --------- CODING : CELLUX/FACES CHAR : ROMULUS ZAK : WILLI/SSW/PRESENCE THE LOADING SYSTEM IS FROM AN UNKNOWN DEMO AND WAS IMPROVED BY ROMULUS... IF YOU WANNA SWAP WITH US OR IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THE FORCES OF CREATURES, SEND ANYTHING USEFUL TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ADDIES: FRANCO/CREATURES ROMULUS/CREATURES C/O C/O FRANK SOPPA ROMAN BANNACK POSTFACH 911 HECHTSTR.113 DRESDEN 102/22 O-8060 DRESDEN O-8023 (4 SWAP, JOINING US AND 4 ORDERING (4 SWAP, JOINING AND GFX) GFX...) ECKE/CREATURES -------------------C/O - NEVER WRITE ANY -ECKHART HORN - HANDLES ON THE -DACHAUER STR.7 - ENVELOPE! -MUENCHEN 2 - -W-8000 - DISK=100% BACK! - - -(4 SWAP AND JOINING) ------------------- YOU ARE TIRED READING THIS NOTE AND WE CAN TELL YOU THIS NOTE IS OVER NOW. SIGNING OFF ON 13/02/92 FRANCO AND ROMULUS OF - - - 9 HERE IS FRANCO/CREATURES AND THIS - E IS THE NOTE TO OUR LATEST PRODUCTION, - 8 THE OFFICIAL SPREADING DATE OF THIS - 7 NOW, OUR MEMBERSTS FOLLOWS: - 3 BLEED INTO ONE : MUSICAN - Z FRANCO : CODER, GRAFICAN - L LITTLE SID : MUSICAN - W ROMULUS : CODER, GRAFICAN - Q WASJA : FLYHUNTER - 9 AND IF YOU'RE NOT A LAMER, - R YOU CAN JOIN US... - & NOW, THE COMPLETE CREDITS FOR THE - ^ CODING : ROMULUS - / ZAK : YOUNG AMERICAN - S CHAR : ROMULUS - [ CODING : ROMULUS - Z CHAR : ROMULUS - Z CODING : FRANCO - / ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA - [ CODING : FRANCO - [ ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA - 8 LEARNING RUSSIAN - X CODING : ROMULUS - [ CHAR : ROMULUS - [ ZAK : LITTLE SID - / CODING : FRANCO - / ZAK : THE SYNDROM/TIA - / CODING : ROMULUS - [ ZAK : LITTLE SID - ] CODING : FRANCO - / ZAX : MARK GILMORE - / CODING : CELLUX/FACES - U CHAR : ROMULUS - [ ZAK : WILLI/SSW/PRESENCE - 0 THE LOADING SYSTEM IS FROM - K AN UNKNOWN DEMO AND WAS IMPROVED - * IF YOU WANNA SWAP WITH US OR IF - J YOU ARE INTERESTED IN 1 - K ANYTHING USEFUL TO ONE OF THE - Q FOLLOWING ADDIES: - 4 FRANCO/CREATURES - D ROMULUS/CREATURES C/O - N (4 SWAP, JOINING - Y US AND 4 ORDERING (4 SWAP, JOINING AND GFX) - 4 ECKE/CREATURES - R - NEVER WRITE ANY -ECKHART HORN - I - HANDLES ON THE -DACHAUER STR.7 - Q -(4 SWAP AND JOINING) - Z YOU ARE TIRED READING THIS NOTE AND - D WE CAN TELL YOU THIS NOTE IS OVER NOW. - 1 SIGNING OFF ON 13/02/92 - : FRANCO AND ROMULUS OF - 8 NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO B - 
SW ^_ SUNRISE #$ THE IMPERIUM ARTS ^_ WA - - - - WELCOME TO THE GREETINGSPART! BUT AT FIRST THE CREDITS... CODE BY FRANCO... GRUFIX BY FRANCO AND ALL FONTS TOO... KINDA NICE MUZEC BY THE SYNDROM OF THE IMPERIUM ARTS... BUT NOW WE SEND OUR %%% OF MILK (?) OR BEER IF YOU WANT (!) TO THE FOLLOWING CONTACTS: ^_ ABYSS CONNECTION #$ ACU ^_ BLAZE #$ CCD ^_ CLIMAX #$ DCS ^_ HOUSE DESIGNS #$ LORE OF ARTS ^_ MAXIMA #$ OXYRON ^_ PARADOS #$ PRINCES ^_ SKYLIGHT #$ SSW ^_ SUNRISE #$ THE IMPERIUM ARTS ^_ WASJA #$ YOUNG AMERICAN #$ ... THIS LIST WAS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (AND SO OFCOURSE UNRANKED...) ...THE CURSOR IS BLINKING AND OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS WE HAVE NO IDEAS FOR THE TEXT! (LIKE EVER... AND THEN HERE WILL FOLLOW THE BIGGEST CHEEESE...) WE (FRANCO & ME, ROMULUS) ARE SITTING IN FRANCOS CHAMBER (HE SHOULD CLEAN IT UP!) AND WE ARE WAITING FOR THE SYNDROM OF TIA... TIME RUNS AND HE IS NOT TO BE SMELLED AROUND... NO MATTER BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HANDLE WITH THE WHOLE SHIT... THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD PART WHICH WE WILL PACK IN A FEW TIME... FRANCO IS GOING TO DRINK SUMTHING... SLURP! AND HE DOES NOT LIKE THE MUSIC COMING OUT OF THE BOXES! AND HE WANTS TO TURN IT OFF... TERRIBLE... HE WILL PUT A 'DEAD TROUSERS'-CASSETTE INTO HIS DECK... URGL... AAHH HEEEEEELP HE SWITCHED ON THIS MUSIC... WHY DO I USE THE WORD 'MUSIC'... HE SAYS THIS CASSETTE HAS TWO SIDES... AUCH DAS NOCH! BUT IT'S SAUSAGE TO ME...EH, I DON'T CARE... I CAN'T CARE... IT IS EATING MY EARS... FINALLY, I DON'T CARE!!!... NOW, ROMULUS IS STUNNED. FLEPP! HE FALLS DOWN ON THE FLOOR. NO, HE IS STILL ALIVE, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT REAL GOOD MUSIC IS. HEARING SUCH TEKKNO ZAX HAS THE SAME EFFECT LIKE PUTTING TWO FINGERS INTO A POWER SUPPLY. MAYBE HE'LL GET STAYING DAMAGE. OR HAS HE JUST? IS DAS NICH SCHEISSEGAL? THE ONLY THING WHICH WE BOTH DON'T LIKE IS RAP! AT LAST WE TELL YOU THIS: WE'LL ACCEPT NO WARS WHICHS CAUSE ARE MUZAX, LAMERS AND CHOCOLATE (HI SYNDROM!). FRANCO IS OFF. AND I (ROMULUS) AM ON. THE SCROLL WILL BE ENDED IN A FEW SECONDS BUT B4 THAT READ MY REQUEST: IF I WILL DIE IN THIS 
TYPE YOUR HANDLE/GROUP OR ANY MESSAGES. REMEMBER THAT ONE ENTRY MAY HAVE ONLY 38 CHARACTERS. USE THE FOLLOWING KEYS FOR DIFFERENT OPTIONS: - SAVE COPYCHAIN - TOGGLE ZAX - SHOW COPYCHAIN - TO GO ON - YOUR ENTRY IS STORED. THANK YOU!!! PRESS ANY KEY FOR THE MENU. - ARE HERE TO PRESENT THE DEMO - AND THIS IS THE COPYCHAIN! WE GOT SOME GOOD REACTIONS ABOUT THIS IDEA AND SO WE DECIDED TO KEEP ON HAVING A COPYCHAIN INFRONT OF OUR DEMO - C. I CAN'T DO ELSE, I - GIVE YOU THE WHOLE CREDITS - C. THE CODING WAS DONE BY ROMULUS, THIS CHARSET TOO! THE ZAX WERE TAKEN FROM A VERY OLD GAME, CALLED - , BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO COMPOSED IT! SOUNDS COOL I THINK - C. TOGGLE THE TWO MUSICS WITH - C.(WHY THE 
ND VISUAL DESIGN BY FRANCO. AUDIAL ARTWO - ANOTHER PLACE, ANOTHER TIME...ONLY ONE THING DOESN'T CHANGE... CREATURES ARE ACTIVE AND PRESENT YOU THIS DEMO, CALLED 
- CREATURES - POWER FROM THE EASTSIDE! - CREATURES - POWER FROM THE EASTSIDE! - PRIWETSTWU] WAS VDESZ! SPERWA WOT /TO: NIQNIJ TEKST-/TO PEREWOD /TOGO TEKSTA NA ANGLIJSKIJ ^V[K. WSEM VNA]YIM ANGLIJSKIJ ^V[K: NE IYITE OX[BOK, TEKST GRAMATI_ESKI PRAWILZN[J NA STO PROCENTA! TEPERZ, TUT PIX/T ROMULUS I RASSKAV[WAET WAM KREDITC[ /TOJ _ASTI: PROGRAMMIROWANIE DELAL ROMULUS. KARTINU-FLI RISOWAL FRANKO... MUV[KA OT MALENZKOGO 'SIDA' IV KRT. WSE XRIFTA I WERHN^^ KARTINA OT ROMULUSA. SEGODN^ POGANOE WOSKRESENZE I ^ NE HO_U NI_EGO DELATZ. ^ NENAWIQU /TU _"RTOWU XKOLU W KOTORU] ^ DOLQEN POJTI VAWTRA NO WAM /TO WS"RAWNO I WAM /TO SKU_NO... W_ERA (ILI LU_XE: SEGODN^ RANO UTROM) ^ B[L NA O_ENZ HOROXEJ 'TEKKNO'-DISKOTEKE VDESZ W DREVDENE... /TO B[LO UQASNPO HOROXO... NO /TO TOQE SKU_NO DL^ WAS... UGADAJTE SKOLZKO WREMENI U MEN^ EY" OSTALOSZ VDESZ... ^ NE VNA] TO_NO, NO _TO-TO WRODE PRIMERNO DES^TZ ILI ODINNADCATZ STRO_EK...BLAA... O HREN /TA DEMONSTRACI^ DOLQNA B[TZ GOTOWOJ PRASDNIKU 'DRESDEN 92', A MNE EY" NADO PROGRAMMIROWATZ PREDSTAWLENIE I ODNU _ASTZ, NO U MEN^ NET WREMENI I ^ LENIW[J... POSMOTRIM. TEPERZ PAM^TZ PO_TI POLNA^ I ^ DOLQEN SKAVATZ DOSWIDANIE WSEM BOLWANAM... UWIDEMS^ W DRUGOM MESTE I PRIWET WAM... DADA, TEKKNO-/TO TO _TO NADO! - CREATURES - POWER FROM THE EASTSIDE! - PRIWETSTWU] WAS VDESZ! SPERWA WOT /TO: NIQNIJ TEKST-/TO PEREWOD /TOGO TEKSTA NA ANGLIJSKIJ ^V[K. WSEM VNA]YIM ANGLIJSKIJ ^V[K: NE IYITE OX[BOK, TEKST GRAMATI_ESKI PRAWILZN[J NA STO PROCENTA! - * TEPERZ, TUT PIX/T ROMULUS I RASSKAV[WAET WAM KREDITC[ /TOJ _ASTI: PROGRAMMIROWANIE DELAL ROMULUS. KARTINU-FLI RISOWAL FRANKO... - E MUV[KA OT MALENZKOGO 'SIDA' IV KRT. WSE XRIFTA I WERHN^^ KARTINA OT ROMULUSA. SEGODN^ POGANOE WOSKRESENZE I ^ NE HO_U NI_EGO DELATZ. ^ NENAWIQU /TU _"RTOWU XKOLU W KOTORU] ^ DOLQEN POJTI VAWTRA NO WAM /TO WS"RAWNO I WAM /TO SKU_NO... - H W_ERA (ILI LU_XE: SEGODN^ RANO UTROM) ^ B[L NA O_ENZ HOROXEJ 'TEKKNO'-DISKOTEKE VDESZ W DREVDENE... /TO B[LO UQASNPO HOROXO... NO /TO TOQE SKU_NO DL^ WAS... - L UGADAJTE SKOLZKO WREMENI U MEN^ EY" OSTALOSZ VDESZ... ^ NE VNA] TO_NO, NO _TO-TO WRODE PRIMERNO DES^TZ ILI ODINNADCATZ STRO_EK...BLAA... - D O HREN /TA DEMONSTRACI^ DOLQNA B[TZ GOTOWOJ PRASDNIKU 'DRESDEN 92', A MNE EY" NADO PROGRAMMIROWATZ PREDSTAWLENIE I ODNU _ASTZ, NO U MEN^ NET WREMENI I ^ LENIW[J... POSMOTRIM. TEPERZ PAM^TZ PO_TI POLNA^ I ^ DOLQEN SKAVATZ DOSWIDANIE WSEM BOLWANAM... UWIDEMS^ W DRUGOM MESTE I PRIWET WAM... - K DADA, TEKKNO-/TO TO _TO NADO! - - 
PRESS KEYS 1 TO 5 FOR DIFFERENT MUZEX FROM THE GAME 'DRACONUS'! GREAT SADNESS IS COMING UP. FINALLY YOU REACHED IT - THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO! IF YOU ENJOYED IT, VOTE FOR US! (NOT ONLY IN THE GAME CHARTS!) HAEHAE, YOU THOUGHT, THIS SCROLLER CONTAINS THE SAME SHIT LIKE THIS ONE THEREUP! BUT YOU'RE WRONG, AREN'T YOU? PROBLEM. WE ARE THINKING, WHAT TO WRITE. AND WE HAVE AN IDEA! WE TELL YOU, THAT DIZ DEMO IS MUCH BETTER THAN OUR FIRST ONE, WHICH WAS CALLED 'GO SIXTYFOUR'. THERE WAS SUMONE, WHO GAVE OUT A SPREADING DATE, AT WHICH THE DEMO WASN'T REALLY FINISHED. SO WE HAD TO CREATE SOME FIVE-MINUTES-CODES. AND SUM PARTS WERE JUST VERY OLD, TOO. BUT WE THINK, WITH THE EXPERIENCE WE GOT WITH CREATING THE FIRST DEMO, WE DID THIS ONE IN A BETTER WAY. DO YOU LIKE IT, TOO? LET ME GUESS...... Y E S ! ! ! ANYWAY, WE NEED NEW MEMBERS, COZ WE ARE TOO LESS PEOPLE TO CREATE DEMOS IN A SHORT TIME. AGAIN OUR STATUS: B.I.O., ECKE, FRANCO, LITTLE SID (OR HAS HE ANOTHER HANDLE YET???) AND FINALLY ROMULUS. IF YOU WANNA JOIN US (WE NEED EVERYONE, CODERS, GRAFICANS, SWAPPERS, MUSICANS AND SO ON...) SEND AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR WORK TO ONE OF US, AND THEN WE'LL DECIDE, IF YOU CAN JOIN! UNACTIVE DUDES STAY AWAY! WE DON'T NEED LAZY ONES, COZ WE WANNA BE AN ACTIVE GROUP IN THE FUTURE! READ THE ADDYS IN THE NOTE (I THINK, WE'LL WRITE ONE!). NOW, WE STOP TYPING! A GOOD NIGHT WISH FRANCO AND ROMULUS OF CREATURES! SEE YA IN OUR NEXT DEMO, WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY COME SOON! - PRESS KEYS 1 TO 5 FOR DIFFERENT MUZEX FROM THE GAME 'DRACONUS'! GREAT SADNESS IS COMING UP. FINALLY YOU REACHED IT - THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO! IF YOU ENJOYED IT, VOTE FOR US! (NOT ONLY IN THE GAME CHARTS!) NOW YOU MUST DECIDE, WHICH SCROLLER YOU WANT TO READ, COZ THEY BECOME DIFFERENT NOW! THIS ONE GIVES YOU AT FIRST SUM CREDITS: EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE MUSIC WAS DONE BY FRANCO. ZAX BY MARK GILMORE. HERE IS ROMULUS AND I HATE CREDITS! THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING OTHER. ACTUALLY, IT IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN READING THE LOWER SCROLL OR THIS, COZ IN BOTH IS ONLY CHEEEESE! TO HAVE A BIT FUN HERE COME OUR LIMONADE-CHARTS: 1. MARGON CAPRICCIO (RULES!) 2. MARGON ORANGENLIMONADE (RULES, TOO!) 3. SPRITE (RULING!) 4. FANTA (SUUUUX!) 5. THE REST (CHOOSE IF RULING OR SUCKING!) HEHE I HAVE SO MUCH FUN FROM THIS THAT I COULD FALL ASLEEP! BLAH! MAXIMA BROKE OUT OF HIS CHAMBER AND IS DISTURBING US WITH CARRYING A LOT OF FUCKING 'BRAVOS' AND HIS MUMBLING ABOUT 'CREATURES'... WE GUESS YOU GET BORED, TO PREVENT THIS WE WILL STOP TO TYPE THIS NONSENSE.... SIGNED: ROMULUS AND FRANCO OF CREATURES IN 1992... BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT FRANCO SWITCHED OFF THE SIDEBORDER IN THE SMALL MONITOR IN THE MIDDLE? YES, HE CAN CODE VERY GOOD!!! (DON'T LAUGH!!! THAT'S SERIOUS! I'M COOL!)... - 
- - PODDING IS PODDING! WHAT SHOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MRS. SORMS AND OUR OTHER PODDINGS??? MRS. SORMS IS SO SLIMELY! AND ONLY MRS. SORMS HAS GOT THE BLOW! THE BLOW OF REAL STUPIDITY! ... OOPS! WHAT WAS THAT? WE CAN'T FIND ANY SENSE IN THAT (FOR INSTANCE AGREEMENTS WITH BALL-LIKE HISTORY-TEACHERS...), BUT NOBODY CARES... NOW WE ALL SING TOGETHER THE BORING CREDITS: LIKE OFTEN THE CODE BY FRANCO, GFX TOO! THIS ZAK BY THE SYNDROM OF TIA, SPECIALLY MADE FOR US! (THANX!) NOW, LET'S SAY SOME WORDS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. FIRST A JOKE: SUMONE WANTS TO JOIN THE ARMY (JUST RIDICULOUS!). THE MAJOR SAYS: 'WE MUST TEST YOUR INTELLIGENCE!' 'THERE WASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ON THE POSTER!' 'DID YOU READ IT?' 'YES!' 'TEST PASSED!' AT THIS POINT WE START TO LAUGH! ALL TOGETHER NOW! TNT AND ANARCHY FOR UNITED GERMONEY! REMEMBER: TO EAT OR NOT TO EAT- THAT'S THE QUESTION! IN CAUSE OF HAVING NO MORE IDEAS THIS SCROLLY SHUTS UP NOW! SEE YOU LATER AND KICK INTO SDW'S UGLY FACE! BUY BUY.... PS: FRANCO SENDS HIS BEST REGARDS TO ANDREAS/DCS, ROMULUS, Y.A., STEFAN, FALK, VOLKER AND ALL OTHER DSA-PLAYERS IN THIS BORING WORLD... KEEP ON BEATING THESE FUCKIN' GOBLINS! - THIS PUDDING-LIKE WABBLING LINE SHOULD BE A SCROLLY! IF YOU CAN'T READ IT, THEN DON'T BE SAD, COZ HEREIN IS LIKE EVER ONLY CRAP. FRANCO IS TYPING. IS TYPING WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT! I THINK YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN THE INFORMATION THAT OUR HISTORY TEACHER IS AS BROAD LIKE TALL! OR SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT EVERYTIME WHEN THE SYNDROM VISITS ME HE CONSUMES INCREDIBLE MASSES OF SWEETS? BY THE WAY, HE MUST HAVE A GROUNDLESS STOMACH! THE INFORMATION THAT YOUNG AMERICAN IS SOMETIMES CALLED BENJAMIN BIEHLCHEN ISN'T NEW, TOO! AND THE MOST UNINTERESTING THING IS, THAT ROMULUS FEELS HIGH BY PULLING TWO FINGERS INTO THE POWER SUPPLY. THE WORLD IS STUPID! SO I GIVE YOU AT LAST THE RIGHT STEPS OF MAKING A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL: STEAL AN EMPTY BOTTLE AND FILL IT WITH PETROL, WHICH YOU CAN STEAL FROM EVERY CAR! PULL YOUR HANDKERCHIEF INTO THE BOTTLES TOP. HOLD THE BOTTLE IN THE LEFT AND A CIGARETTE LIGHTER IN THE RIGHT HAND. NOW YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR A TANK! IF ONE IS NEAR, LIGHT THE LIGHTER AND MAKE YOUR HANDKERCHIEF BURNING (THE FOLLOWING MEGAEFFECT MAKES THIS WASTING IGNOREABLE!). THROW THE BOTTLE ONTO THE TANK AND LIFT YOUR HANDS TO PROTECT YOUR EARS FROM THE LOUD ERRUPTION! GOOD BYE FOR NOW! THE NEXT CULTURE LESSON WILL COME SOON! C.U...... PS: OFCOZ THE IDEA FOR THIS TEXT IS STOLEN, BUT WHO CARES..... - - - PODDING IS PODDING! WHAT SHOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MRS. SORMS AND OUR OTHER PODDINGS??? - D MRS. SORMS IS SO SLIMELY! AND ONLY MRS. SORMS HAS GOT THE BLOW! THE BLOW OF REAL STUPIDITY! - D ... OOPS! WHAT WAS THAT? WE CAN'T FIND ANY SENSE IN THAT (FOR INSTANCE AGREEMENTS WITH BALL-LIKE HISTORY-TEACHERS...), BUT NOBODY CARES... NOW WE ALL SING TOGETHER THE BORING CREDITS: LIKE OFTEN THE CODE BY FRANCO, GFX TOO! THIS ZAK BY THE SYNDROM OF TIA, SPECIALLY MADE FOR US! (THANX!) NOW, LET'S SAY SOME WORDS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. FIRST A JOKE: SUMONE WANTS TO JOIN THE ARMY (JUST RIDICULOUS!). THE MAJOR SAYS: 'WE MUST TEST YOUR INTELLIGENCE!' 'THERE WASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ON THE POSTER!' 'DID YOU READ IT?' 'YES!' 'TEST PASSED!' AT THIS POINT WE START TO LAUGH! ALL TOGETHER NOW! TNT AND ANARCHY FOR UNITED GERMONEY! REMEMBER: TO EAT OR NOT TO EAT- THAT'S THE QUESTION! IN CAUSE OF HAVING NO MORE IDEAS THIS SCROLLY SHUTS UP NOW! SEE YOU LATER AND KICK INTO SDW'S UGLY FACE! - P PS: FRANCO SENDS HIS BEST REGARDS TO ANDREAS/DCS, ROMULUS, Y.A., STEFAN, FALK, VOLKER AND ALL OTHER DSA-PLAYERS IN THIS BORING WORLD... KEEP ON BEATING THESE FUCKIN' GOBLINS! - THIS PUDDING-LIKE WABBLING LINE SHOULD BE A SCROLLY! IF YOU CAN'T READ IT, THEN DON'T BE SAD, COZ HEREIN IS LIKE EVER ONLY CRAP. FRANCO IS TYPING. IS TYPING WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT! I THINK YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN THE INFORMATION THAT OUR HISTORY TEACHER IS AS BROAD LIKE TALL! OR SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT EVERYTIME WHEN THE SYNDROM VISITS ME HE CONSUMES INCREDIBLE MASSES OF SWEETS? BY THE WAY, HE MUST HAVE A GROUNDLESS STOMACH! THE INFORMATION THAT YOUNG AMERICAN IS SOMETIMES CALLED BENJAMIN BIEHLCHEN ISN'T NEW, TOO! AND THE MOST UNINTERESTING THING IS, THAT ROMULUS FEELS HIGH BY PULLING TWO FINGERS INTO THE POWER SUPPLY. THE WORLD IS STUPID! SO I GIVE YOU AT LAST THE RIGHT STEPS OF MAKING A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL: STEAL AN EMPTY BOTTLE AND FILL IT WITH PETROL, WHICH YOU CAN STEAL FROM EVERY CAR! PULL YOUR HANDKERCHIEF INTO THE BOTTLES TOP. HOLD THE BOTTLE IN THE LEFT AND A CIGARETTE LIGHTER IN THE RIGHT HAND. NOW YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR A TANK! IF ONE IS NEAR, LIGHT THE LIGHTER AND MAKE YOUR HANDKERCHIEF BURNING (THE FOLLOWING MEGAEFFECT MAKES THIS WASTING IGNOREABLE!). THROW THE BOTTLE ONTO THE TANK AND LIFT YOUR HANDS TO PROTECT YOUR EARS FROM THE LOUD ERRUPTION! GOOD BYE FOR NOW! THE NEXT CULTURE LESSON WILL COME SOON! C.U - _ PS: OFCOZ THE IDEA FOR THIS TEXT IS STOLEN, BUT WHO CARES -